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Can't draw for sh*t, but sure can write them words good.
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Haiku Reviews: “That’s Not My Name” by Megan Lally

April 27, 2026

She can't remember


He says he's her father, but...?


Who is she, really?

Haiku Reviews: “The Wedding People” by Alison Espach

March 27, 2026

A beautiful resort


A suicidal woman meets bride


Truth is happiness.

Haiku Reviews: “My Husband’s Wife” by Alice Feeney

February 17, 2026

Woman on a run


Finds she's been replaced at home


Who can be trusted?

Haiku Reviews: “Go Ask Alice” by Beatrice Sparks

January 7, 2026

A girl's drug diary


Innocent to psychotic


A terrible book.

Haiku Reviews: “Bat Eater and Other Names for Cora Zeng” by Kylie Lee Baker

December 10, 2025

When a sister dies


Who will feed her hungry ghost?
The dead need answers.

Haiku Reviews: “Wild Dark Shore” by Charlotte McConaghy

November 13, 2025

Woman washes ashore


This family has secrets
Who will save the seeds?

Haiku Reviews: "How to Sell a Haunted House" by Grady Hendrix

October 8, 2025

A puppet named Pupkin
Possesses who puts him on
When will he return?

Haiku Reviews: "The Tenant" by Frieda McFadden

September 15, 2025

Suspicious new tenant
Brings chaos to a couple


Who is she really?

Haiku Reviews: "The Party" by Natasha Preston

August 12, 2025

A teenage party


At an abandoned mansion


Who is killing them?

Haiku Reviews: "The Woman Who Wasn't There" by Robin Gaby Fisher

July 4, 2025

Unbelievable truth
She tells horrifically tragic lies


Why does she do it?

Haiku Reviews: "Three Women Disappear" by James Patterson and Shan Serafin

June 16, 2025

The kingpin is murdered
The wife, the maid, and the chef


Did they act alone?

Haiku Reviews: "Bellevue" by Robin Cook

May 14, 2025

A family legacy


Of barbaric medical procedures


Haunts a young doctor.

Haiku Reviews: "An Elderly Lady Is Up To No Good" by Helene Tursten

April 23, 2025

Unassuming old lady
Protects her peace at all costs
How far will she go?

Haiku Reviews: "Obitchuary: The Big Hot Book of Death" by Madison Reyes and Spencer Henry

March 20, 2025

Death comes for us all
Let it be celebratory
Go out with a bang.

Haiku Reviews: "The 100 Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared" by Jonas Jonasson

February 12, 2025

Need for adventure


A drunk centenarian's birthday


Old doesn't mean dead.

Haiku Reviews: "The Hunting Party" by Lucey Foley

January 23, 2025

Ring in the New Year


Old friends' secrets, shared and kept


Who killed Miss Perfect?

Haiku Reviews: "Middletide" by Sarah Crouch

December 11, 2024

A young love's promise
Tragic accidents, revenge


So twisted and sad.

Haiku Reviews: "The Turnout" by Megan Abbott

November 12, 2024

Two dancing sisters


Fires, a contractor, a husband


Family trumps all.

Haiku Reviews: "Still See You Everywhere" by Lisa Gardner

October 23, 2024

Murderer wants help


Sister: hostage or mastermind?


Island of secrets.

Haiku Reviews: "Pizza Girl " by Jean Kyoung Frazier

September 17, 2024

A pregnant teen girl
Delivers pickle pizza


The stalking begins.

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