Reminder that anything can be a slam poem if you just say it all weird and choppy.
Still better than #ACOTAR, honestly.
“He’s my special boy.” Cool it, Debby, he’s 38 years old.
🎶 So ya had a bad day 🎶
✨ Positive Affirmations ✨
🎥 More fun vids 🎥
Better with one… or two?
You like (caramel) apples? How you like them (caramel) apples? 🍎
Ok, size queen.
Girl, he had one pillow and no top sheet.
🤌 Duolingo Could Never 🤌
🦉The owl came for us, btw. Haven’t slept well since:
🔪 MINI Horror Stories 🔪
There is no greater horror than “REST STOP CLOSED” when you’re already sweating.
Oh god, please, not talk radio! Anything but talk radiooooo!
Those giant rollers are a nightmare of their own, honestly.
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